If you're confused as to why all the reviews are so short or if those are even the full reviews, the general idea is: I don't want to read 2 pages by a wanna-be journalist about a game I'm not even sure I want to play yet, while they prattle on about how it compares to the old days, how it made them feel, and systematically break down each part of the game's mechanics. I just want to know if it's worth buying or not. I assume that there are others like me, and so here you have OMGPCG. Simple, to the point, totally and completely unbiased, everything you NEED to know.
HOW I RATE GAMES
10- I don't think I've ever given anything a 10. I'm that kind of person.
9 - Buy it
8 - Buy it unless there's something else better to buy right now
7 - Buy it if you're a fan of the genre/series
6 - Buy it if you have disposable income and nothing better to do.
5 - Buy it if you're stupid.
4 - Buy it if you like pain.
3 - Buy it if you like supporting companies for making lousy shit games.
2 - Steal it to teach lousy shit companies a lesson for making lousy shit games.
1 - Clearly just a sadist.
The ratings of graphics, sound, story, is because there are some people who will play a game just because it's pretty. (girls)
I mostly rate games based on my experience with the single player and the general consensus of the multiplayer, if there is one.
